Dungeon Vending Machines

All vending machines are sentient. Vending machines are restocked at the start of each session by invisible gremlins. Breaking the glass of a vending machine causes it to attack you with everything it contains, and then fall on you. Spell scrolls are DRM locked, making them twice as difficult to learn for wizards. The first vending machine you find is always SERGEANT TOUGHMUFFINS. Prices adjust depending on a) how much you want the thing and b) how much you have. It can be up to three times as much as what you'd expect outside the dungeon, but not always. More vending machines to come.

(donations only)

BLOOD BANK
Cures injuries but inflicts curses

RUMOUR MILL

Feed in gold or items, receive information


BAUBLES GALORE
Roll on the Character Interestifier, doesn’t accept gold, only weirdness


Sources:
Divinatory Weapons
Arrows
Potions